WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a cuppa and you can spill us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could flip a lid any sec